Counterrevolution at Chapel Hill

The gentlemen of Pi Kappa Phi at UNC Chapel Hill have given us a morale booster by protecting the American flag from the kill-the-Jews crowd on campus. They join the Columbia night-shift custodian fighting off the Hamilton Hall Hamasniks in an early bid for man-of-the-year recognition. See the photo below depicting them standing guard.

Fill out the picture with the singing of the national anthem (below).

The gentlemen of Pi Kappa Phi have seized the moment with their bravado and their sense of humor. The New York Post reports that they have raised $400,000 for a “rager” celebrating their victory over the mob. The $400,000 is now approaching $500,000. Leland Vittert adds that John Rich has offered to play the party for free.

As I say, the gentlemen of Pi Kappa Phi have a sense of humor. Their GoFundMe page now includes this update:

We are overwhelmed by you glorious, Patriotic Americans who value good beer and great times. We are in contact with multiple leaders from fraternities whose members helped defend the flag, including Alpha Epsilon Pi and others, in addition to Pi Kappa Psi. Our gratitude goes to all of them and we will update supporters on what comes next.**

Commie losers across the country have invaded college campuses to make dumb demands of weak University Administrators.

But amidst the chaos, the screaming, the anti-semitism, the hatred of faith and flag, stood a platoon of American heroes. Armored in Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, fueled by Zyn and White Claws, these triumphant Brohemians protected Old Glory from the unwashed Marxist horde — laughing at their shrieks and wails and shielding the Stars & Stripes from Soviet missiles.

These boys… no, men, of the UNC Chapel Hill Pi Kappa Phi, gave the best to America and now they deserve the best.

Help us raise funds to throw this frat the party they deserve, a party worth of the boat-shoed Broleteriat who did their country proud.

That should be quite a party. I trust they will find a worthy use for the funds they will have left over when they turn out the lights on it. The most recent update concludes: “There is nearly half a million in the bank. That is plenty to throw a killer party and give to some great charities. At midnight, we will close the GoFundMe to donations.”

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