Mickey Kaus on John Kerry:

Mickey Kaus on John Kerry: “The man’s an animatronic Lincoln. There’s a metal plate in the back of his head — under all the glued-on ‘hair’ — that they open up and stick screwdrivers in when he gets back to his office….” You too can enter MK’s “Kerry Mystery Contest”: What is it that makes so many people dislike Kerry so intensely? (Courtesy of RealClearPolitics.)