Trump on Power Line

Not content with personally attacking popular right-of-center conservative talk show host Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump has now called conservative blogger/activist Erick Erickson a “total loser” with “a history of supporting establishment losers.”

If Trump’s support ends up consisting of people more anti-establishment than Erick, they can hold their meeting in Trump’s limo.

Trump hasn’t punched down to Power Line’s level yet, but it could happen. If so, I imagine he would say something like this:

Power Line? What a bunch of losers.

They criticize me for attacking Mexicans. I love Mexicans. Most people don’t know that about me.

But that total loser Paul Mirengoff attacked Indians. I would never do that. I love Indians.

Not only that, but Mirengoff is an inside-the-beltway establishment flunky. He doesn’t even hate David Brooks.

Mirengoff worked for a big establishment law firm. I gotta to tell you, I know these guys. They aren’t nice people.

I’m actually very nice. Most people don’t know that about me.

I have the phone numbers for all the top partners at the big law firms. They’d kill just to get a little bit of business from me. Because I’m very, very rich. You can’t even imagine how rich I am.

Steve Hayward? He’s almost as bad as Mirengoff. The guy posts videos of Hitler. Hitler!

Can you imagine what they’d do to me if I posted Hitler videos. I could tell you where Megyn Kelly would have blood coming out of, but I wouldn’t do that.

Scott Johnson’s a little better, but what has he ever done? Okay, he figured out that the CBS story on George Bush’s military service was a fraud. Bush was no war hero, but at least he didn’t get captured.

So what happens after the Rather story blows up? Bush gets reelected. What a disaster. He was a terrible president. Terrible.

I gotta tell you, all the Bush’s are terrible. The last thing we need is another Bush in the White House. The next to last thing is another Johnson writing about politics.

As for John Hinderaker, what a loser. Did you know he blogs about beauty pageants? I’m not making this up, he blogs about them.

Me, I own them. Miss Universe, Miss USA, Miss Teen USA. All mine.

Eat your heart out, Hinderaker.

These girls are all beautiful. And young — very, very young.

They’re much more attractive than that wannabe journalist Megyn Kelly. And I’m not even gonna talk about Arianna Huffington. I wouldn’t do that, but I could. She hasn’t been very nice to me.

I’ve said it before: it doesn’t really matter what the mainstream media writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of you-know-what.

And it certainly doesn’t matter what a bunch of loser bloggers write.