Today’s Strangest News Story

This was one of those days when I spent a couple of hours on the internet without seeing anything that inspired commentary. Today’s news is the same as yesterday’s, but for the football scores. I did, however, encounter one of the oddest stories ever at FARS, which is conventionally described as Iran’s semi-official news agency. Tucked in between such predictable headlines as “Iran, World Powers Agree to Enforce Geneva Deal on Jan. 20,” and “Iran Condemns Israel’s Continued Settlement Construction,” we find this: “Snowden Documents Proving ‘US-Alien-Hitler’ Link Stun Russia.”

A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing “incontrovertible proof” that an “alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda” is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945, Whatdoesitmean.com reported. …

As to who is running this “secret regime” Snowden and his cohorts were warning about, FSB experts in this report say, was confirmed this past weekend by former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer who was given access to all of Snowden’s documents by Russian intelligence services and stated they were, indeed, “accurate.”

Even though Defense Minister Hellyer’s exact statements to the FSB in regards to Snowden’s documents remain classified, shortly after his “extensive electronic interview” by the FSB he was allowed to appear on Russia Today’s program SophieCo this past fortnight where he shockingly admitted that aliens have “been visiting our planet for thousands of years” and described several types of these extraterrestrials, including “Tall Whites” who are working with the US Air Force in Nevada.

Of the many explosive revelations in this FSB report, the one most concerning to Russian authorities are the Snowden’s documents “confirming” that the “Tall Whites” (further revealed by Defense Minister Hellyer as noted above) are the same extraterrestrial alien race behind the stunning rise of Nazi Germany during the 1930’s. …

Snowden’s documents further confirm, this report says, the “Tall Whites” (Nordic) meetings in 1954 with US President Dwight D. Eisenhower where the “secret regime” currently ruling over America was established.

Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the “Tall White” agenda being implemented by the “secret regime” ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden’s documents calls the “final phase” of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.

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Unbeknownst to the FSB, this report confirms, are those still in the US government backing Snowden, but whose presence Russian intelligence experts note is “unmistakable” and shows a cataclysmic power struggle is currently underway against this “secret regime” now headed by Obama by “forces unknown.”

Most to be feared by Russian policy makers and authorities, this report concludes, is if those opposing the “Tall White” “secret regime” ruled over by Obama have themselves aligned with another alien-extraterrestrial power themselves.

Well, they would, of course. The references to Hellyer, an apparently-senile former Canadaian Defense Minister, are partly accurate, and a bizarro site called What Does It Mean, which was credited by FARS, evidently made up the Eisenhower/Snowden/NSA/Obama elements. But what to make of the fact that Iran’s news agency is promoting the story, and purporting to speak for Russian authorities? Do the mullahs have a position on space aliens? It is just too strange; beyond that, you can draw your own conclusions, if any.

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