Say, if Valdy Putin has a sense of humor at all, he should send over a little box to the American electorate marked “Reset.” I think more than a few would change their mind right now. Or maybe he just hasn’t had the wit to claim that all he’s doing in Crimea and Ukraine is pressing the ‘Reset” button Hillary gave them a few years back. Or better still: “Hey Obama—forget natural gas. I’ve got some red paint, perfect for lines in the sand, that I can sell you. You appear to be fresh out!”
And finally, since we try to have at least one Star Wars reference in every collection. . .























