I trust everyone had a good Halloween. And now for tonight, which is the favorite night of the year for all true conservatives: we literally get to set the clock back! Next thing you know, we’ll be proposing to ban the sale of condoms or something. (Though I wonder how long it will be until some environmental group wants condoms banned because they are made with some plastic chemical they don’t like.) Yup, now that I think about it, liberals have quarantined common sense for quite a while now. George Will recommends mixing a large pitcher of martinis for Tuesday night’s election returns. I may stick with single-malt scotch, but make a drinking game: a shot for every analyst’s mention that the “war on women” didn’t work in the face of prospects for real war.
Yeah, that mask scares me too.
The best one-stop shopping ever.
And finally. . .
