President Obama is over in Asia on a trade mission. Great idea: can we trade him for a player to be named later? Heck–forget a trade. They can keep him for free. In fact, can we pay the Indonesians or Malaysians to keep him? Doesn’t Obama really need to stick around until they find Flight 370, which I now believe contains Obama’s real birth certificate in its cargo hold?
Anyway, there are a few more word salad images than usual in this week’s roundup; hence today’s headline.
This turns out to be a parody, but good parody usually gets close to the truth.
Chicago: A triumph of gun control
But it’s still intolerable that half of the American people are below the median.
Now here’s a candidate I can enthusiastically support.
And finally (courtesy of IDF):
