The Week In Pictures
May 27, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Come of think of it, Biden, Feinstein, and Fetterman are the perfect exemplars of senescent leftism today, and as such the ideal leaders of today’s Democratic Party. No wonder they’ve become the party of transgenderism, since their socialist wish-fulfillment fantasies aren’t working out very well. Headlines of the week: And finally. . . Tina Turner, RIP:
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May 20, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Forget calling FBI agents “G-men” from now on. They should be henceforth known as “F-men.” You can piece it together if you try. If you had a life raft that could hold only one person and you had an FBI agent and a mainstream media reporter hanging on, why would you pop the life raft instead of saving one of them? Headlines of the week: And finally.
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May 13, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Remember that video from more than a decade ago where Donald Trump turned up outside the ring at a World Wide Wrestling match and body-slammed Vince McMahon to the floor? He did it again this week to CNN. And while professional wrestling is fake, the CNN town hall on Wednesday was not “fake news” by any means. You know what is fake? Claims that Biden and his family are completely
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May 6, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Another week with more indications that we don’t even have a 9 to 5 commander in chief. More like 10 to 4, if we’re lucky. At least this White House is showing us what a four-day work week will look like when we decide to go Full France. Meanwhile, we hear rumors that Bud Light is plotting its comeback with an ad campaign on Fox News prime time, and they’re
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April 29, 2023 — Steven Hayward
So did Anheuser-Busch get to Rupert Murdoch and plead to have public ire redirected from Bud Light? Does anyone else think Tucker Carlson should launch a beer? (No, of course it couldn’t be light beer. Goes without saying.) Meanwhile, Buzzed Lighthead, AKA Joe Biden, is running again. Headlines of the week: And finally. . .
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April 22, 2023 — Steven Hayward
The Bud Light blunder is proving to have “legs,” as they say in the media business, as it brings into sharp relief the madness of our time. Surely senior management at Anheuser-Busch must be fuming about turning over stewardship of brand identity to an identity-monger. What did they think was going to happen? Too bad Bud Light doesn’t come as as ice cream, thus giving a fresh brain freeze to
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April 15, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Out here in California, where tobacco smoking is on the way to being made fully illegal but marijuana smoking will be mandatory, nothing is thought to be worse that “light bud,” that is, weed that is low in potency. Now I’m not a connoisseur of the evil weed, but I suspect the light bud version has to be superior to Bud Light just now. Of course, maybe they did find
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April 8, 2023 — Steven Hayward
First off, the important thing: Happy Easter and Passover to all our readers and listeners. We need it after this absurd week, which saw the U.S. justice system and Budweiser in a contest to see who could shred their credibility the most. Meanwhile, Chicago is jumping up and down at the back of the dullards classroom demanding to know, “Hey—what about me!” Seems Chicago voters misunderstood what “Let’s go Brandon!”
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April 1, 2023 — Steven Hayward
So Trump was indicted after all. Alvin Bragg must be secretly on Trump’s payroll (that’s the rumor I’m going to spread), as this is going to be the most famous perp-walk/campaign stunt since Socrates was hauled before Athens. Meanwhile, we’re going to get Fetterman back! His depression is “in remission,” the doctors say. What will he think when he gets back to the Senate floor? What could go wrong? Headlines
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March 25, 2023 — Steven Hayward
[NOTE to listeners: owning to tricky travel schedules, this week’s 3WHH podcast won’t appear until this evening or tomorrow morning.] So are we going to get a Trump indictment or not? Did Trump play the Democrats and the media again? Surely it won’t be the last time. Looks more like the real stormy weather is still in California. Or on bank balance sheets. Or in the economy, which may be about
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March 18, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Oh isn’t this cute: the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for Vladimir Putin for his war crimes. I’m sure Russia will extradite him right away! Or Zelensky will arrest him when Ukraine sacks Moscow after we finally give him back the nuclear weapons we told Ukraine to give up to us 30 years ago in exchange for security guarantee. What’s that? Bank run you say? How can
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March 11, 2023 — Steven Hayward
If you watched closely, and know how to fight your way through the media fog machine, Democrats had a terrible week. Biden’s reversal on crime in DC, the apparent preparations for restoring some of Trump’s fascist border controls, AOC in trouble for her socialist ethics (yes, that’s an oxymoron), the panicked response to Tucker Carlson, Mayor Pete’s meltdown, and the beyond embarrassing performance of Democrats in House oversight hearings paints
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March 4, 2023 — Steven Hayward
Lori Lightfoot got the Bigfoot from voters. Anthony Blinken forgot to borrow Hillary’s magic “reset button” for his meeting with Russian foreign minister Lavrov. Biden’s student loan giveaway looks to be tookaway by the Supreme Court. We can call COVID the “Wuhan flu” again. And Kamala is being kept under wraps again, maybe because her chief wordsmith John Fetterman is suddenly unavailable. Headlines of the week: And
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February 25, 2023 — Steven Hayward
What a grand time to be alive. And even grander to be on a grand jury. Especially in Georgia, where apparently it is now the practice to make self-absorbed millennials the foreperson of grand juries. Still wondering if they/them swear in witnesses on the Gaia Cookbook or something. Meanwhile, speaking of having a grand time this week, we also have our Secretary of Transportation, Pee-Wee Herman, finally leaving his model
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February 18, 2023 — Steven Hayward
There is something fitting that an administration that emits mostly hot air would become obsessed with balloons. And if we’re not running low on munitions having shipped off so much of our inventory to Ukraine, shooting down weather balloons with $500,000 air-to-air missiles will surely finish the job of depleting our stocks. China must be having a good laugh. And Buttigieg had a good week, didn’t he? Headlines of
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February 11, 2023 — Steven Hayward
What is it about the kissing habits of Democrat Vice Presidential spouses? The last time we beheld a spectacle like the First Lady “Doctor” Jill smooching it up with the Second Gentleman at the State of the Union speech earlier this week was when Al Gore decided to make out with Tipper Gore in front of millions of Americans at the Democratic convention in 2000. How’d that work out for
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February 4, 2023 — Steven Hayward
So this was the week our (p)resident known chiefly for his hot air failed the hot air balloon challenge (though my theory is that the balloon has more classified documents that Biden pinched), while reassuring us that “More than half the women in my administration are women,” which might actually be true, which would make it the most brilliantly droll thing Joe Biden has ever said. Which is unlikely. Exit
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