The Week in Pictures: Psy-Op Edition

Have you heard? The Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift tie-up is some kind of deep state psy-op that will culminate in a Swift endorsement of Joe Biden at midfield at the end of a victorious Super Bowl victory in which Kelce will set new pass reception records with the help of an officiating crew drawn from suspended UNRWA staff. But this is just one giant misdirection, and I can’t believe people are falling for it. With north of 100 million people tuned in, the Kelce-Swift 2024 ticket will be announced, replacing Biden-Harris. Their first campaign pledge will be to declare war on Texas. It could happen! (Oh, and a belated happy Groundhog Day. Which I am told is being renamed for Taylor Swift.)

Headlines of the week:

The Times clearly didn’t fire enough journalists.

The unaired Star Trek episode where Yoko Ono takes over the ship.

And finally. . .

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