Holiday Greetings from the Democrats

The Democratic Party has “a Cyber Monday surprise for you,” which means the party is doing what it does best: raising money. The Democrats’ Store has merchandise in stock, probably left over from the remainder tables. It is somewhat revealing. Ask a Democrat whether his party is leftist, and he will deny it, heatedly. But at least we know which way they are leaning:

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“I lean left”? Sure you do! My fashion sense is anything but reliable–just ask my wife–but wouldn’t that cardigan be perfect on Pajama Boy in around 40 years?

The Democrats have a car magnet that says “I heart Obamacare,” which has never been seen on any car, anywhere. But hate is really more in their line, so we have this:

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I suppose that is consoling after getting clobbered in an election. If you are a Democrat, the focus is mostly on the other guys–the Republicans. The Democrats’ message, distilled to its essence, is: OK, we are corrupt, incompetent and borderline treasonous. But at least we aren’t Republicans! So we have this, because Republicans are opposed to roads, motor vehicles and Big Oil:

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This pretty much distills the Dems’ message to its essence: Stop the GOP! Why? Hmm, I forget. Seems like it had something to do with birth control. God knows why.

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Then, finally, we have this: a t-shirt that will never be worn by anyone; not in public, anyway. It was designed, apparently, at a time when optimists thought Barack Obama might be a successful–even popular!–president. Now they have a warehouse full that they are trying to get rid of:

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Not even Pajama Boy would be caught dead in that one.

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