The Week in Pictures: One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Edition

So let’s see if I have this right: washing your hands vigorously with soap and water kills the coronavirus because soap shatters the lipid membranes of the virus? In other words, the virus is fat. Can it be fat-shamed then? Is the CDC not recommending this because fat-shaming is not PC? I’m skeptical: I wash my whole body vigorously with soap and water in the shower every day, but it seems to be completely ineffective in breaking down and reducing my personal lipids.

Meanwhile, I can’t believe it hasn’t occurred to any leftist conspiracy theorists that this whole virus thing is a conspiracy of Big Toilet Paper. After all, the dreaded Koch brothers own Georgia-Pacific, which manufactures . . . toilet paper. (Headline hat tip: reader RS.)

Headlines of the week:

And now—even more coronavirus memes!

Spelling could be better, but it’s always the thought that counts

A good decision, from the looks of things.

And finally. . .

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