This weekend arrives amidst several countdowns: a countdown to midterm election day; a countdown to Twitter layoffs; a countdown to John Fetterwoman coming out against late-term fracking; a countdown to ending Daylight Saving Time—another product of progressive social engineering, remember. On the other hand, this is every conservative’s favorite weekend of the year: we literally get to set the clock back! And this year, do it again 48 hours later in the election booth (or at least to listen to the left’s telling of it). Where’s my longboard big wave surfboard wax?
I hesitate to propose a caption contest for this:
Headlines of the week:
I know Obama is getting old, but I didn’t realize it was *this* old.
Maybe a plumber?
Such profound insight. . .
A metaphor for liberalism?
Well if liberals weren’t such a joke. . .
I always knew cornhole had to be corrupt. . .
No diving? Killjoys.
And finally. . . the West Virginia University women’s rifle team:
Notice: All comments are subject to moderation. Our comments are intended to be a forum for civil discourse bearing on the subject under discussion. Commenters who stray beyond the bounds of civility or employ what we deem gratuitous vulgarity in a comment — including, but not limited to, “s***,” “f***,” “a*******,” or one of their many variants — will be banned without further notice in the sole discretion of the site moderator.