I’m hawking a new bumper sticker: Honk if you DON’T have classified documents in your house. And have John Kerry and the other extraterrestrials left Davos yet for the mothership at Martha’s Vineyard? And does the high price of eggs explain why there is an egghead shortage—wait, there is no egghead shortage, if you listen to Biden and the World Economic Forum. The statistics are wrong! (Oh, and let’s beat up on the Dallas Cowboys while we’re at it.)
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And finally. . . the definitive evidence that settles the “Ginger vs. Mary Ann” debate once and for all:









































































































