“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Trick or treat!” “So, what is your costume supposed to be, Timmy?” Timmy: “I’m a Title IX investigator, the most frightening person on a college campus—after all white people that is. I’m here to make sure no one comes to our neighborhood with offensive costumes that offend racial or ethnic or trans-stereotypes.” “Well that’s a relief. But shouldn’t you be arresting those kids over there dressed as Hillary and Donald? Now that’s some scary s. . .”
Speaking of costumes. . .
And now for a new WIP feature: Best headlines of the week:
Okay, so that last one was fake. . .
And finally. . .