An observant reader writes in response to “For whom the Totenkopf tolls” with a question regarding Graham Platner:
Do you perhaps strongly suspect as I do that a not insignificant percentage of P-Hustle’s [P-Hustle was Platner’s digital username on platforms like Reddit and Kik] apparent bitterness over his current situation stems from a realization that he went through the trouble of reluctantly covering “[his] Totenkopf” with that ridiculous replacement, all for naught?
Oh well, I suppose he has plenty of real estate still available for a new Totenkopf tattoo now that he’ll no longer have to keep up the charade. In fact, I believe he can become a Nipple Nazi once again…I think he still has the one on the other side over his heart available, if I’m not mistaken. Now that I think about it some more, that sounds like a quite appropriate spot.
Platner hasn’t yet filed the paperwork necessary to effectuate his withdrawal from the Senate race. It’s due by the close of business Monday. Maybe he’s still “thinking it over,” Jack Benny style.
