Since we learned recently that all you need to be an avant garde artist in good standing these days is a banana and six inches of duct tape, it is fitting that Fielding Mellish’s classic quote from “Bananas” is the perfect description of the impeachment farce this week: “I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.” Maybe the new Star Wars movie will make more sense, though I’m not counting on it.




















Democratic Party strategy schematic.





















Headlines of the week:


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More proof…



My doctor told me to eat more seafood, so. . .


Where’s my duct tape? I just thought of an avant garde art project. . .

Australian retriever?

And finally. . .
