Oh, and France Too

Now France may want to join the coalition too. The French Foreign Ministry issued a statement saying:
“In the event that American forces or those allied to them should face a new situation such as a chemical or biological attack, France would assess the measures of assistance to take in a spirit of friendship and solidarity.”
This offer apparently is based on France’s expertise in chemical and biological weapons.
Readers are invited to submit suggestions as to what France might do with its friendship and solidarity.