The Latest Romper Room Temper Tantrum at Yale

It is hard to know which ivy league university is the most pathetic, but Yale always has a strong entry in the weekly sweepstakes. At first I thought this demand letter from Yale students to the administration was a fine effort at droll satire (it’s the bit about carbon emissions from the Gaza war on page 2 that made me think this was an attempt at comedy writing), but I am sure they actually mean it:

This can only mean one thing: since the protesting students threaten a hunger strike, sensible Yale students should hold a huge Eat-In in the middle of campus tomorrow.  And I know just what they should serve, too:

I don’t know whether this claim is true, but given that Krispy Kreme is soon to be sold in McDonald’s and we are similarly told that McDonald’s is part of the ZOG-spiracy, by the transitive properties of anti-Semitism we’re good to go.

(And yes, the slugline feature photo for this post on the home page is in fact the Yale logo rendered in Hebrew. Just to annoy the crybaby students.)

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