Who knew that the easiest way to foil the Secret Service is to slip them a roofie. (Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.) Speaking of slippery slopes, the slide has been polished, greased, and sprayed down, but Joe Biden refused to ride it down. Hey—would you expect anything less from someone who faced down “bad dude” Corn Pop? I mean, after facing Corn Pop, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are like the skinny “before” kid in one of those old muscle beach fitness ads. Pour an extra cup of coffee as this may be the most epic TWiP ever, because there’s no bottom to this sloped roof.
Headlines of the week:
First we get rid of the old Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, and now this:
This is just wrong.
And finally. . .
