Imma gonna have to do several special TWiP editions this week, aren’t I? Let’s start with this ADHD election. The fall campaign began with cats being eaten in Ohio and looks to be ending with everyone having an ADHD episode and shouting, “Look! Squirrel!”
And yet the government SWAT raid on Peanut the Squirrel is a fitting example of governance today: don’t enforce the border, or law and order on the street, but by all means let’s take down an illegal domestic squirrel. (Note to self: when you get a pet squirrel, be sure to name it “Elian Gonzalez,” so that everyone gets it when the raid goes down.)
Also, Trump has the chance tomorrow to do the funniest thing ever:
And finally. . . best I can do:
