Thoughts from the ammo line

Ammo Grrrll has obtained a copy of THE LEFTIST PLAYBOOK. She reports:

The stately HMS Trumpafore sails confidently through storm-tossed seas – cutthroat pirates and snipers on all sides — toward safe harbor winning the White House on November 5.

The HMS, but of course, stands for Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin. But, why, since we’re listing dictators, no Mao? No Ayatollah? No Robert Mugabe? Hugo Chavez? No Idi Amin? Pol Pot? No Yassir Arafat? Poor forgotten losers. Can’t even make the Alphabet Soup of Historic Murderous Barbarians. That grotesque white incel Hitler just wins every time! It’s racist! What happened to Dictator Equity?

The lame, tedious ascription of “Hitler” to Donald J. Trump – and literally EVERY Republican Presidential candidate before him — comes from a Democrat campaign that is out of ideas and out of gas. But the cherry-picking of totalitarian dictators is sad and puzzling. I’m sure that Hell is on fire (even more than usual) with the temper tantrums of several of those competitive dictators upset at not even being mentioned. Word has it that Elena Ceausescu is furious at being left out and attributes it to “sexism, pure and simple.”

Unlike Kamala Harris, whose only self-confessed “fault” is that she’s just too much of a nerd (cackle) and policy wonk (hysterical cackling), I admit to MANY faults and character defects.

To save time and pages of space, I will list but one example, containing worlds within it. I am by nature a little “high-strung.” Therefore, I don’t just have a “pet” peeve – like a nice easily-managed little peeve on a leash. No. I have a “menagerie” of peeves, a veritable Bronx Zoo of peeves. We have previously discussed the unforgivable sin of failing to return your grocery cart to the cart corral. And I heartily dislike tardiness as well.

But first and foremost, I cannot ABIDE being lied to. It is a major reason why I “left the Left.” Ever since the Extreme Left took the White House in 2008, we have been lied to nonstop, with one brief four-year respite. Saul Alinsky had many Rules for Radicals, but the two main poison arrows the Left has in its quiver are name-calling and The Big Lie.

The lying part is easily dispatched. The unhinged nature of the lies boggles the mind. Whoopi, for example, just claimed that Trump is going to break up interracial couples and fix the white guy up with another white person. For the love of God, woman, take Rob Reiner and James Carville with you to the most famous psychiatrist in Switzerland and get some help!

Clearly, then, for the Leftists, their apologists, and their co-whore-tz in the Deep State and Media, if their lips are moving, they are lying. So let’s move on to the name-calling.

Name-calling is their go-to weapon, which means they have to shoehorn everything they disagree with into a slur format, no matter how inaccurate or absurd. They coined the stupid word “homophobic,” perhaps the most inaccurate of them all. As anyone knows who has taken Latin, “homo” means simply “human” “man” or, in some cases, “same.” “Homophobic” – one of the defining features of Hillary’s Deplorables – means “fear of men” or “fear of same.” It does NOT mean “hatred of gay people.”

No conservative I know personally has either fear or hatred of gay people. Several of my friends are either gay themselves or have CHILDREN who have same-sex partners or spouses. In a women’s comedy show I co-produced and headlined for seven straight years in Minneapolis, of the eight women in the lineup, FOUR were lesbians. And not one of them made any mention of it onstage. Because that alone is not funny and they elected to be funny rather than an aggrieved category.

Moving on in the name-calling Olympics, “Racist,” it goes without saying, has been so overused, misused, and abused that I won’t even deign to dignify it with a disclaimer. Last week, Michelle Obama, rather than making the unmakeable case for Kamala’s becoming President, just issued a blanket condemnation of all melanin-deficient Trump voters for being racists. Whatever, dude. Without white people voting for her husband – TWICE! – she would not have her four palatial homes and tens of millions of dollars. Gratitude was never her long suit.

How about “Election-denier”? See? It’s another slanderous made-up noun. Wrong again. We don’t DENY that an election took place. It did. One senile candidate hid in the basement for the entire campaign except for a few brief forays out with a mask into circles six feet apart. One candidate (in Arizona, for example) had lines of cars MILES long trying to get into his gigantic rallies. You’ll never guess which one “won”!

During that election season, I had to drive frequently to Mesa for meetings. Everywhere I went there were Trump/Lake signs and nary a Biden sign. What appeared on election night but messed up voting machines and ballot printers out of ink in that very precinct? Plus several people reporting that when they tried to vote in person they were informed that they had already voted! Thank God that didn’t happen to me, because my column would now be entitled “Thoughts From the Prison Chow Line.”

A personal favorite example of name-calling appeared in 2020 when people – including medical personnel – who attempted to question any aspect of the protocols of the COVID disaster were called “Anti-vaxxers”! Wrong again. I have had the Polio vaccine and the Smallpox vaccine. I have never had polio or smallpox and hope to extend that record at least another 20 years. My infant had the famous DPT combo and all the childhood shots.

I did take the first two Moderna shots. Which were not to be confused with a real vaccine because I GOT COVID – maybe twice. It was such a big nothing that I never even bothered to test the second time. It wasn’t then and is not now a “vaccine.” Did it help some people survive? From the bottom of my heart, I hope so. But, we will never know. The sciencey details, not to mention side effects, are all hidden, some of them for dozens, possibly millions, of years. But a whole bunch of people got unspeakably rich. That we know for sure.

This is IT, friends. It is CRUNCH time. Let us pray as we’ve never prayed before that with God’s help, President Trump’s fearless leadership, a team assembled like none other, and our own efforts, on Tuesday we will be empowered to start to Make America Great Again.

To those who claim America was NEVER great – pick a greater country, any greater country, and freely go there. We will help you pack. A prime feature of all dictatorships is that you cannot leave. Well, not America. Trump’s “great big beautiful door” to let legal immigrants IN also swings both ways. So, ta ta, sayonara, adios, goodbye. If we have to find different half-wits to make wretched music and worse movies, well, somehow we will make do. It’s part of what defines us as “can-do” Americans. Along with that pesky old Constitution and liberty.