Move over Sydney Sweeney: America has a new heroine perfectly fitted to the July 4 semiquincentennial today: She is Sophie Cunningham, Sophie being an adaptation of sophia, the ancient Greek word for wisdom. And sort of like Helen of Troy, our Sophie has launched a thousand memes. So as we celebrate today the sophia of our founding, let Sophie help point the way!
Headlines of the week;
Questions no one is asking. . .
Like, having one on at all?
Gruesome chicken stunt? Where is PETA when you need them?
I can make out the next World War Z sequel. . .
Speaking of zombies. . .
Forget the squirrels and Democrats. . .
We know Democrats hate success of all kinds, but even commie soccer?
This is taking the Terminator franchise too far. . .
This is a self-evident truth.
Greatest TV show of the 1980s.
When America was a proper country. . .
And finally. . .
