Playing hooky on our dime

The Minnesota House DFL caucus continues to celebrate its big win at the Minnesota Supreme Court this past Friday. Now they will have to continue to skip work and play hooky to deprive the House of a quorum to operate so long as Republicans hold a 67-66 majority pending a special election that has yet to be called. Woo hoo! In the meantime the House Democrats nevertheless continue to collect their paychecks. Woo hoo! again.

I have volunteered to translate their messages posted on social media. Here we have elected DFL Rep. Emma Greenman. Translation: I skipped work and played hooky again today.

Here we have elected DFL Rep. Jamie Long. I have a commonsense “ask” of my own. Quit using “ask” as a noun. You sound like a moron. Translation: I wonder how many of your constituents have the commonsense “ask” that you quit playing hooky and go to work.

Here we have the House DFL caucus speaking with its institutional voice. Translation: The caucus intends to continue skipping work and playing hooky.

Here we have the House DFL caucus speaking again with its institutional voice. Translation: This is your daily reminder that the caucus has been playing hooky since January 14.

Anthony Gockowsi is editor of Alpha News. It seeks to fill the void created by the Star Tribune. In the post below, Anthony reports on the efforts of House Republicans to bring their Democrat colleagues back to work. For some reason, Democrats prefer to skip work on the public payroll. You can see why they prefer to talk about something else.

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