For the record I want to record Senator John Kennedy’s assessment of former Maine Democrat Senatorial candidate Graham Platner: “With respect to Mr. Platner, he was nominated by the Hamas wing of the Democratic Party, which is in control.”
Fact-check: Harsh but not unfair.
The rest of Senator Kennedy’s assessment is both true and funny. It rises to Senator Kennedy’s usual level of blunt hilarity.
Every American with an IQ above a toaster knows Graham Platner’s motherboard is fried.
Even Sen. Schumer, who can’t cook a cheeseburger for his life, saw this one coming. pic.twitter.com/rneixbolMq
— John Kennedy (@SenJohnKennedy) July 9, 2026
