Don’t be so quick to discount the Democrats’ chances just because their first two debates were such complete clown shows. It could be they are borrowing a page from . . . Trump! They’re doing reality television one better! Don’t go calling them apprentices, just because none of them have been fired yet! But this whole “dark psychic forces” business? Forget Russian hacking! Does this mean the Jedi have infiltrated our election? Just who is Marianne Williamson anyway? I’ll bet she’s no apprentice at all. Strip off her mask, and she’s Mace Windu underneath. But let’s just wait: being collectivists, this is going to end with the entire field firing themselves collectively—on election day in November 2020.
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