Radical cleric seeks soul-mate

Here is a profile of Abu Hamza, the radical cleric who is about to be tossed out of England and sent, we trust, to the U.S. for prosecution. Tim Blair provides an alternative profile:
I am a: One-eyed hook-handed hate preacher
Residence: Finsbury Park
Interested in: beating [um] meeting women
For: walks along the beach, romantic dinners, Holy War
My Age: 47
Speak: Arabic, English, Hate
Children: Two wonderful sons! Plus a few lesser humanoid life-forms I keep in sacks
Relocate?: Currently being relocated, yes
Citizen of: Britain, Allah bless its multicultural tolerance
Body: Partially metallic
Looks: Monocular
Religion: Extreme
Education level: I got blown up clearing landmines. How much more do you need to know?
Occupation: Cleric/pantomime pirate
Smoking: Only after landmine incidents
Drinking: Never drink. But I


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