Headline of the Day

“Insane killer escapes on field trip to county fair.”
Only the narrow-minded would wonder why anyone would take an insane killer on a field trip to a county fair in the first place. Perhaps government lawyers have discovered a constitutional right to corn dogs and deep fried Snickers bars.
By the way, do you remember the climactic scene in Strangers on a Train? (That was an amusement park, but the analogy is close.) Those were the good old days: if an insane killer was on the loose at a fair, you could assume he hadn’t been caught yet.