A few years back I got seated next to former Clinton consigliere Lanny Davis on a coast-to-coast plane flight. It was . . . a very long flight. I imagined the only worse possible fate would be having to sit next to James Carville for a cross-country flight. But now I’ve heard something worse: John Kerry, our comic relief secretary of state, had to fly commercial earlier this week when his government-supplied plane broke down in Hawaii. Can you imagine? I hope the plane stocked extra Grey Poupon. And I hope his magic hat didn’t get crushed in the overhead bin. And offered refunds to the regular passengers.
And finally. . .