The Week in Pictures: Election Eve Edition

If you think this Halloween was scary, just imagine the House of Representatives with Nancy Pelosi back as Speaker, Mad Max Waters running the House Banking Committee, Alexandra Occasional-Cortex on the Sunday network news shows every weekend, and beta-male Beto gearing up his 2020 campaign for the alpha spot in American politics. Good times!

Headlines of the week:

News you can use:

Dumbest tweet of the week:

See—it IS a Christmas movie!

This is actually a dog carved out of wood.

And finally. . .