Breaking: Mueller Delivers His Report

Just this morning I offered this reflection on Twitter:

But just now the news broke that special counsel Robert Mueller has delivered his report on the Trump—Russia collusion investigation to Attorney General Barr. Godot showed up after all.

Cue the media frenzy. Not sure how long it will be before we find out what’s in the report, but it’s going to be a long weekend in the newsrooms, where the reaction is likely to be something along the lines of this famous scene from Steve Martin, which is perfect for all of the newsroom jerks that plague the nation: