Somewhere I am sure there’s a medieval German dictionary with the archaic term Bidenfreude, which means “taking delight in the spectacle of drooling old guys with hair plugs pretending to be ‘woke.'” But what the heck, if the Strolling Bones can still strut on stage in their late 70s, why not the Groovin Groper? In 1992 someone asked Bill Clinton whether he wore boxers or briefs. I want someone to ask Biden to see his iPhone playlist. I’m betting Barry White and Marvin Gaye. Or maybe the Pennsylvania Polka. Whatever may happen, we’re going to get whole new volumes of Bidenisms before the campaign is over. Meanwhile, Happy Easter weekend to our Orthodox readers.
Big week for crazy headlines—men in Florida worked overtime:
And (almost) finally. . .
Special bonus this week: With apologies to Don MacLean, “The Day Collusion Died”: