Did President Trump really write “the Prince of Whales” in a tweet this week? Why yes—yes he did. (See below.) It may be his greatest tweet ever. The actual current Prince of Wales is a ridiculous buffoon, and I think Queen Liz is living so long because she knows it will be better if Charles has as short a reign as possible. But Trump might also have been referring to Rosie O’Donnell’s husband? Whatever, it distracted the media again even better than a flashlight distracts a puppy. But puppies are cuter than Jim Acosta. Also smarter.
Things people still believe in.
Headlines of the week:
I’ll bet that did wonders for their Yelp reviews.
It’s nobody’s business but the Turks!
For people who remember their 1980s comedy movies…
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