Get your popcorn ready, because today is the Nevada caucuses, which features only a lot of old rich white people in the Democratic field, which is not supposed to happen in this age of intersectional diversity. I think the DNC ought to disqualify the entire field and start over, on the grounds that the field is now the biggest bunch of bumbling buffoons since the borscht belt belly-flopped. But it’s sure nice to have a fresh face like Mini Mike around, just to liven things up. Democrats should have more billionaires on their stage.
Trump can respond with this perhaps:
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