The Dumbest Tweet of 2020? (UPDATED)

I know Twitter is an abyss that knows no bottom, and I’ve joked that if I ever get my hands on a time machine, I’m going to go back in time and strangle Baby Twitter in its cradle.

So to single out a Tweet as the dumbest of 2020—a year already marked out for extreme imbecility—is a tall order, but Washington state’s dimwit governor Jay Inslee has made a bid for the prize:

UPDATE: The “ratio,” as they say, is absolutely savage. Here are a few of the better ones, plus my own entry and a custom product of a reader:

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