The Week in Pictures: Crazy Sweepstakes Edition

This was the crazy-turned-to-eleven week when Alyssa Milano took pity on Sam Bankrupt-Fraud and tried to distract attention from his plight by picking a fight with Elon Musk, but over in the shadows Kanye [Ye] West said, “Hold my German beer: watch THIS!” I certainly hope over the weekend we hear from Bono, or some other leading celebrity, so we’ll know what to think. In the meantime, I hope some aspiring progressive screenwriter in Hollywood is working on a script about the polyamorous marriage that would result in the hyphenated throuple known as “Bankman-Fried-Milano-Thunberg.” Call the movie “Tail from the Crypto.” [I’ll show myself out.]

Headlines of the week:

Hint: Anyone named Rick won’t get rolled by this.

Greatest Advent calendar evah!

And finally. . .

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