From the mixed-up files, Gaza Solidarity Camp edition

In the eruption of support for Hamas and hatred of the Jewish people at Columbia University’s Gaza Solidarity Encampment, we have discovered a humorous sidebar. Olivia Reingold originally dredged up lost-and-found entries from the mixed-up files of the encampment and posted them on X.

Can you top that? The degree of difficulty is high, yet Washington Free Beacon humorist Andrew Stiles rises to the challenge in “7 Hilariously Sad Entries in the Lost and Found Chat at Columbia’s Anti-Israel Protest Camp.” It’s hard to choose a favorite from Stiles’s inspired additions to the mixed-up files. I offer the one below only as an example. Warning: This is satire.

When it’s better you say nothing at all

President Biden read a perfunctory statement yesterday addressing “recent events on college campuses.” That’s how the statement referred to the calls for intifada revolution and the occupation of university quads by mobs supporting Hamas. The brief statement ran to fewer than 500 words. It would have been better if it had been zero.

This is how it began, according to the White House transcript:

Before I head to North Carolina, I wanted to speak a few moments about what’s going on on our college campuses here.

We’ve all seen the images. And they put to the test two fundamental American principles.

Excuse me. (Coughs.)

After juxtaposing free speech with the rule of law for a few paragraphs, Biden called for for clarity. He pronounced: “Destroying property is not a peaceful protest. It’s against the law.”

I think of Keith Whitley’s song “When You Say Nothing At All.” Biden shows “When It’s Better You Say Nothing At All.” It’s when you have this to say about the eruption of anti-Semitism and support for Hamas in Democratic strongholds:

There should be no place on any campus, no place in America for antisemitism or threats of violence against Jewish students. There is no place for hate speech or violence of any kind, whether it’s antisemitism, Islamophobia, or discrimination against Arab Americans or Palestinian Americans.

Zooming in on Columbia University and other elite campuses, we have been given an exhibition of hatred of Jews accompanying support for the Islamic terrorists out to murder them. Yet Biden can’t bring himself to say it.

Biden accordingly smothers the thought in blather about “Islamophobia,” an invention which is itself a tool of terrorists. See, for example, Pascal Bruckner’s 2017 City Journal column “There’s No Such Thing as Islamophobia” and his 2018 book An Imaginary Racism: Islamophobia and Guilt. Or see Michael Ledeen’s brief summary in the FDD column “Islamophobia.”

Why can’t Biden bring himself to call out the phenomenon that prompted his vacuous remarks yesterday? I know why. You know why. Everyone knows why. Dare I say it? Even Biden knows why.

Thoughts from the ammo line

Ammo Grrrll is not among those CHOOSING “VICTIMHOOD” FOR FUN AND PROFIT. She writes:

Let us assume for the moment that a woman who has 20 years of experience as an executive secretary, types 100 wpm, can take shorthand like a tape recorder, and is smart as a whip, discreet, well-groomed, and pleasant to all is also a few pounds north of what is an acceptable weight for a woman according to Hollywood — 90 lbs. with impossibly large breasts. She gets raises every year and is considered indispensable by her executive boss.

Let us say further, sadly, that boss has a heart attack one day and dies. A new executive is chosen who has his own ideas about what the “face” of the corporation should be. He wants a sleek, young secretary who is a Size 2. The old secretary is let go and she files a suit for size discrimination, since it was unfortunately mentioned in an ill-advised email that that was the real reason. Uh oh. You can fire someone for NO reason, but not for a WRONG reason!

Now I am no attorney and don’t even play one on TV. However, I would be inclined to side with the excellent but slightly zaftig secretary. Wouldn’t you? She is doing a great job but has been thrown out in the street simply for being too large. Let us pretend that she wins her lawsuit and retires to Samoa where her nickname from now on will be “Slim.”

But…follow me around one more bend. Another secretary in the firm, not nearly as skilled, not nearly as efficient or even pleasant, is of “normal” weight as determined by the thoroughly discredited “BMI” calculations. She has had a couple of warnings about tardiness and ineptitude and sees the handwriting on the wall. So, she deliberately GAINS 70 lbs. in order to have a literal and figurative cushion of immunity against losing her job. “You can’t fire me,” she gloats, “I’m FAT!” Adding, “But you better not use that word, because that is fat-shaming and that is actionable. Neener, neener.”

She has VOLUNTEERED to be part of an allegedly discriminated against minority. She has assumed the mantle and privileges of an Entitled Victim. Never mind that a brief stroll through any mall will convince you that larger people are now the majority. I have read that the average woman now weighs what the average man did in 1950.

In the Bad Old Days of racial bigotry and discrimination against African-Americans — which was evil and real and we do ourselves no favors to minimize it — some lighter-skinned people of African descent would endeavor to “pass.” Probably thousands succeeded. Why did they do it? Well, because it was considerably less onerous to be white. Those days are long gone, no matter how many “microaggressions” people make up to cling to their victim status. How do we know this?

Well, look who’s trying to “pass” NOW! We have a white professor with high cheekbones who is pretending to be an Indian. She is also a leftist Senator pretending not to be a (very very wealthy) communist. To the best of my knowledge, she has never apologized for the stolen valor involved in claiming to be a member of the heretofore unknown High-Cheekbone Tribe. And the good people of Massachusetts keep electing her, so it must be working. Before her, there was a male academic who wore his hair in Willie Nelson braids and also claimed some Indian heritage. He also was lying.

In another part of the forest, a white woman “passed” as African-American and even headed up a local Civil Rights agency until she got “outed” – if memory serves, by her own parents! For a very long time now, first with Affirmative Action and of late with the Diversity god, it has behooved a person to be almost anything but a person of pallor. Particularly a male, though the anti-white bigotry extends to all white people, including Asians. You can be saved to a very limited extent by being gay, but only if you are not also a conservative, a Christian or (most recently) a Jew.

We knew a guy in California – let’s call him Roy Johnson – whose maternal great-grandmother was Mexican. His great-grandfather, grandparents on both sides, his own father and mother were all white. He did not speak a word of Spanish and had never once been “oppressed” for being Mexican. But the next time I saw him, he was speaking with a hilariously bad Spanish accent and going by “Raoul” and his great-grandma’s maiden name. Why? Because now, rather than being a potential liability, it was a favored Victim Class. Also, he was a communist and was hoping to be an activist in the La Raza cause. “La Raza,” by the way, means “The Race” and is used just as insidiously as “The Aryan Race” was.

It is heartbreaking to think how close we came in America to wiping out the obsession with race, color, and ever smaller “identity” groups before Obama and the Democrats figured out they could wield power forever by emphasizing our meaningless differences rather than our common humanity. My Black/Hispanic foster son favored a very expensive brand of jeans with the slogan “Love Sees No Color.” Based on how he was treated by my entire family and friends, he believed that slogan. If he wore those pants today, he would be assaulted.

Which brings us to the pinnacle of the current Totem Pole of Deliberately Chosen yet Entitled Victimhood: a person attempting to transition from one sex to the other.

Let me state for the record that in my entire life I have never once been mean to or discriminated against ANY person on the basis of race, sex, sexual preference, size or even obvious insanity. My Mama taught me to treat others as I would wish to be treated myself and – although I could, but will not, list many other character defects – being a Mean Girl is not one of them.

But I do not believe that calling a violent 6-foot plus male person wearing eye shadow “Sir” instead of “Ma’am” should be an actionable offense. Especially while he is kicking over cans in a hardware store. Nor should he get any kind of preference – in hiring, housing or anything else — just BECAUSE he is a man who chooses to wear eye shadow and pretends to be a woman.

In fact, I could not be more sick of ALL preferential hiring from Entitled Categories. It has ruined almost everything, including comedy, television, art, movies, and theater.

The very first time we saw the awesome comic Nate Bargatze, he was on a bill that was nothing BUT “categories not comics.” It had to be close to 15 years ago now. There was a large, and reasonably funny lesbian. But she was the most funny when she used her Southern heritage and size as comic fodder, not her alleged sexual preference. There was a Black guy who also was pretty funny although almost everything he had to say was not universal but just “hey, I’m Black” material which gets tedious quickly.

A little white girl almost made us turn off the television with a cringingly obscene bit about extremely unappealing sexual practices. I was embarrassed just sitting in my living room. But I thank God that we did not turn off the TV because then came Nate…here was a young kid from Tennessee with refreshing, clean, ORIGINAL, hilarious material, professionally performed. I wanted to go through the television screen and hug him. A skinny gay guy was up next on the bill but we did shut him off a couple of minutes into his routine as – once again – all he wanted to talk about was his gayness, which we already knew from the jump. Not funny, not interesting, not clever. A category, not a comic.

IF there is a job opening for an electrical engineer or a medical Residency, a Union typesetter or carpenter, or even a standup comic, the BEST, most QUALIFIED person for that job should get it. Even if all the best people for each opening are all white men, all Black women, or all gay Mexicans. Period!

Relevant test scores, pertinent educational credentials, interview skills, pleasant personality, proven work ethic – these are the things that should determine whether or not a person gets the job. No more “seats at the table” on the basis of your sex, orientation, or color, which are all accidents of birth, or the decision to permanently mutilate and sterilize yourself, which is 100 percent voluntary.

The proof is in the pudding-headed Biden Administration and it’s a disaster. Every single category-filler has been an unmitigated failure. It’s been three generations since the Bakke decision. The guy who took Bakke’s slot did not succeed as a doctor. Did you know that? Quotas instead of merit are not working out. Enough, already.

Vaxxing Questions

Life must be lived forward, Soren Kierkegaard contended, but can only be understood backwards. That invites a glance at “CDC Found Evidence COVID-19 Vaccines Caused Deaths,” by Zachary Steiber in the May 1 Epoch Times. As the author discovered:

CDC employees worked to track down information on reported post-vaccination deaths and learned that myocarditis—or heart inflammation, a confirmed side effect of the vaccines—was listed on death certificates and in autopsies for some of the deaths.

The spokeswoman declined to explain why the CDC doesn’t consider autopsies or death certificates as evidence of causality, the criteria that would establish vaccine-caused deaths, or whether the numbers have been updated since 2023.

 “They are taking the exact opposite approach to COVID deaths! Every death after a test was a COVID death. No death after a vaccine is a vaccine death!” Dr. Craig said. She questioned what it would take for the CDC to admit that the vaccines have caused some myocarditis-related deaths.

Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson did not return requests for comment.

And so on, with case studies examined, experts consulted, and other realities to consider. Remember, the FDA wanted 75 years before revealing the data it used to license the Pfizer vaccine. Like the others, it failed to prevent infection or transmission of Covid. As Sen. Rand Paul, a medical doctor, explained in Deception: The Great Covid Cover-Up, vaccine mandates, “should not be dictated by anyone who stands to gain monetarily.” Recall that Dr. Anthony Fauci wanted vaccines even for children, the least vulnerable group.

Dr. Fauci is a “genius,” according to Dr. William Schaffner, professor of infectious diseases at Vanderbilt. Dr. Schaffner wants you to get a Covid jab with your flu shot. So does the CDC, and Travis Kelce made the same pitch before the Super Bowl. Fans can let Kelce, the CDC, and Dr. Schaffner call the signals, but if they choose to drop back and punt it would be hard to blame them.

Counterrevolution at Chapel Hill

The gentlemen of Pi Kappa Phi at UNC Chapel Hill have given us a morale booster by protecting the American flag from the kill-the-Jews crowd on campus. They join the Columbia night-shift custodian fighting off the Hamilton Hall Hamasniks in an early bid for man-of-the-year recognition. See the photo below depicting them standing guard.

Fill out the picture with the singing of the national anthem (below).

The gentlemen of Pi Kappa Phi have seized the moment with their bravado and their sense of humor. The New York Post reports that they have raised $400,000 for a “rager” celebrating their victory over the mob. The $400,000 is now approaching $500,000. Leland Vittert adds that John Rich has offered to play the party for free.

As I say, the gentlemen of Pi Kappa Phi have a sense of humor. Their GoFundMe page now includes this update:

We are overwhelmed by you glorious, Patriotic Americans who value good beer and great times. We are in contact with multiple leaders from fraternities whose members helped defend the flag, including Alpha Epsilon Pi and others, in addition to Pi Kappa Psi. Our gratitude goes to all of them and we will update supporters on what comes next.**

Commie losers across the country have invaded college campuses to make dumb demands of weak University Administrators.

But amidst the chaos, the screaming, the anti-semitism, the hatred of faith and flag, stood a platoon of American heroes. Armored in Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, fueled by Zyn and White Claws, these triumphant Brohemians protected Old Glory from the unwashed Marxist horde — laughing at their shrieks and wails and shielding the Stars & Stripes from Soviet missiles.

These boys… no, men, of the UNC Chapel Hill Pi Kappa Phi, gave the best to America and now they deserve the best.

Help us raise funds to throw this frat the party they deserve, a party worth of the boat-shoed Broleteriat who did their country proud.

That should be quite a party. I trust they will find a worthy use for the funds they will have left over when they turn out the lights on it. The most recent update concludes: “There is nearly half a million in the bank. That is plenty to throw a killer party and give to some great charities. At midnight, we will close the GoFundMe to donations.”

Trump To Be Fined Again? Then What?

Judge Juan Merchan is considering a motion by Alvin Bragg’s office to fine Donald Trump an additional amount for further violations of Merchan’s unconstitutional gag order. Merchan has also threatened to throw Trump in jail.

So what did Trump do to merit such a response? The four new alleged violations are quoted here. Trump criticized the Manhattan venue and expressed concern that the jury would be unfair:

“That jury was picked so fast—95% democrats. The area’s mostly all democrat. You think of it as a — just a purely democrat area. It’s a very unfair situation, that I can tell you.”

He’s right about that. Here and elsewhere, the Democrats have brought charges against Trump in venues where they know they will get a jury that is prejudiced against him. In what world does Trump not have a constitutional right to comment on the fairness of the venue in which criminal proceedings are brought against him?

Trump also criticized his former lawyer Michael Cohen. Pretty much any insult you direct Cohen’s way will be justified. This is part of what Trump said about him:

And when are they going to look at all the lies that Cohen did in the last trial? He got caught lying in the last trial. So he got caught lying, pure lying. And when are they going to look at that?

Also:

Michael Cohen is a convicted liar and he’s got no credibility whatsoever. He was a lawyer and you rely on your lawyers. But Michael Cohen was a convicted liar. He was a lawyer for many people, not just me. And he got in trouble because of things outside of what he did for me….

Once again, true. Cohen went to jail for tax fraud that had nothing to do with Donald Trump. With regard to his tax fraud and in other instances he is, indeed, a liar. Why can’t Trump say that? In any other trial, a litigant can comment on witnesses if he wants to.

Obviously, Trump’s statements may get more press coverage than the average litigant’s, but so what? How does that deprive him of his First Amendment rights? Talking publicly about jurors and witnesses may or may not be smart–in most cases, it isn’t–but that is Trump’s business, not Judge Merchan’s.

Finally, Merchan is threatening to imprison Trump for this:

“What have you thought of David Pecker’s testimony so far? When was the last time you spoke to him?” Trump answered, “He’s been very nice. I mean, he’s been — David’s been very nice. A nice guy.”

If Trump can go to jail for saying that, it proves that Merchan’s gag order is ridiculously broad and, in fact, unconstitutional.

Alvin Bragg’s prosecution of Trump is wholly illegitimate, little better than Stalin’s show trials of the 1930s. It is a purely political act, intended to interfere with the 2024 presidential election. It deserves no deference and no respect. As I have written before, I think Trump would be justified in walking away from the case and refusing to obey Merchan’s illegal orders. Whether walking away from the Manhattan prosecution would be a good idea, either politically or legally, I leave to others. But in my view, it would be fully justified by the Democrats’ outrageous conduct.

It Didn’t Start In College

Many Americans have been shocked at the spectacle of thousands of college students, along with thousands more non-college students, engaging in kill-the-Jews riots. These people are demonstrating in favor of Hamas, which means in favor of gang rape and mass murder. How could this possibly have happened?

I have seen suggestions that left-wing professors have led students astray, and no doubt that is true. We have seen many professors participating in these pro-mass murder rallies. But I think that explanation misses a more fundamental point: hating Israel and, more important, hating the United States, has been built into the curriculum of many, perhaps most, public K-12 schools.

al Qaeda’s ideology focused hatred on two countries: America, the Great Satan, and Israel, the Little Satan. al Qaeda’s philosophy has now been adopted by American liberals and is being taught in our public schools. Liberals tell children that the great evil of world history is “settler colonialism.” But it turns out that, despite millennia of peoples migrating and invading, there are actually only two instances of “settler colonialism”–the United States and Israel. The Great Satan and the Little Satan. This is the nonsense with which our children’s minds are being poisoned, long before they go to college.

My colleague Kathy Kersten wrote about this in the context of Minnesota’s new Social Studies standards, which my organization has been battling against for more than three years:

Minnesotans will likely be surprised and disturbed to learn that our state’s new K-12 social studies standards are littered with these buzzwords [“decolonization,” “settler-colonialism,” “dispossession” and “resistance”], which are at the heart of “decolonization” ideology.

The Minnesota Department of Education (MDE) has portrayed the standards — which were formally adopted in January 2024 after a four-year process — as unifying. In reality, they will divide our young people by group identity, teach them to view social life as a zero-sum power struggle between oppressors (bad) and victims (good), and convert public schools into boot camps for political activism.

In the new standards, the connection between “decolonization” ideology and Israel is made explicit in the examples that, according to [the Minnesota Department of Education], “clarify the meaning” of the grade-level benchmarks. MDE has not made these examples public, indicating it will provide them separately to explain how schools should implement the standards. However, Center of the American Experiment obtained the examples, which appeared in MDE’s September 2021 working draft, through a public data request.

In connection with one standard, for instance, students are instructed to “describe how individuals and communities have fought” for “liberation against systemic and coordinated exercises of power.” In another, they must “analyze the impact of colonialism” and in a third, they must “analyze dominant and non-dominant narratives.” In all three cases, Israel-Palestine is highlighted as an example. Likewise, U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar is held up as an immigrant who has made “contributions” to “political ideas.”

For what it is worth, Jews have been in the Holy Land for more than 2,000 years longer than Arabs, so I am not sure who is the “settler” here.

Kersten goes on to explain who wrote the current Social Studies standards:

“Ethnic Studies explores the colonial roots of the dispossession of Palestinian land and the creation of Zionism,” wrote Lozenski in 2022 in a Convergence magazine article he co-authored with pro-Palestinian activists like Lara Kiswani, who directs the extremist California-based Arab Resource and Organizing Center. “Given the devastating impact of Israeli colonialism,” “studying Israeli settler colonialism in comparison to U.S. settler colonialism” is “at the heart of the discipline of Ethnic Studies.”

Minnesota’s legislature has decreed that all classes–geometry, for instance–must include an Ethnic Studies component. These people are the ones the state is relying on to supply the content of that component.

“But even the suggestion that Palestine might be mentioned is enough to bring forth well-funded organized attacks from pro-Israeli lobby groups,” the authors continued. They denounced, by name, “Islamophobic and Zionist organizations” like the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), the Jewish Community Relations Council (JCRC) and the Simon Wiesenthal Center.

The people Kathy is quoting here are not just irrelevant quacks. On the contrary:

Brian Lozenski served as chief testifier for HF 1502. Its sponsor was Rep. Samantha Sencer-Mura, whom the Twin Cities-Democratic Socialists of America endorsed in 2022. This party’s sympathies are well known. On Oct. 9, 2023, its leaders issued a statement blaming the Hamas invasion on Israel, condemning Israel’s alleged “settler-colonial violence and dispossession,” and vowing to “fight border fascism wherever it rears its hideous head.”

There is much more at the link, but I will close with this:

EdLib MN’s message included a link to an organizing tool kit for students from the Arab Resource and Organizing Center, whose director co-authored Brian Lozenski’s Convergence article. The tool kit laid out a step-by-step guide, along with timetables, media talking points, and templates for protest signs and chants. One sign reads, “Decolonize Palestine,” and features a masked woman hurling a rock, with a burning police car behind it.

This from the group that describes itself, accurately, as the driving force behind Minnesota’s legally mandated curricula. Here, as in so many other areas, Minnesota may be below average, but it isn’t unique. Across the country, elementary, middle school and high school children are being indoctrinated in this anti-American, anti-Israel ideology. Osama bin Laden would be proud. He failed in the military arena, but American liberals have taken up his ideas and are teaching them to American school children. By the time they get to college, kids who have been poisoned by this ideology see nothing odd about rioting for murder and rape, as long as those being murdered and raped are “settler-colonialist” Jews.